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godtie:

i am so pro-selfie

you take those selfies.

you take those selfies and look cute as heck

you take those selfies and build your self confidence

because you are cute as heck and you deserve to be confident in yourself because youre an awesome person

if anyone says any differently they are a rotten cabbage who doesnt know anything

now go take more selfies so i can reblog them and talk about how gosh darn cute you are

» A message from immalamellama:

The book is To Be or Not to Be by Ryan North. I also got interested in finding out after that post and google does wonders ;)

You are awesome! That is fantastic information, thank you! 

drawthecurtainstarttheplay:

coca-cola-anne:

You may not be able to see your own beauty or love yourself but one day, someone will. You have only lived such a small part of yourself, you will never know what the future brings. So, keep going. Hold on. You are never alone. ♥


For my lovely followers whom I love dearly and would be very much aggrieved if I ever found out that they were gone.

rosalarian:

yamino:

rosalarian:

batlesbo:

rosalarian:

hotwaterymesss:

wellthatsood:

sunnehh:

All you need to know when you decide to have sex with a random stranger in France.



i like the enthusiastic consent embedded in this table

File under: Important.

All of these are correct. Though “Chouette alors!” is kinda outdated, and not sexy at all. Just yell “OH OUI.” ;)
Adding a bit to you cultural references: 
Lick me= Lèche moi
Bite me= Mord moi
Ohyeshandcuffsplease= les menottes!
NGGGGHHHHH<3= NGGGGGHHHH<3

^^^

Reading this post just makes me imagine some hapless American tourist flipping through pages of this book while having sex, triyng to find the right phrases to say.  I hope this is something that really happened somewhere.

“I do not like this record. It is scratched.”

rosalarian:

yamino:

rosalarian:

batlesbo:

rosalarian:

hotwaterymesss:

wellthatsood:

sunnehh:

All you need to know when you decide to have sex with a random stranger in France.

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i like the enthusiastic consent embedded in this table

File under: Important.

All of these are correct. Though “Chouette alors!” is kinda outdated, and not sexy at all. Just yell “OH OUI.” ;)

Adding a bit to you cultural references: 

Lick me= Lèche moi

Bite me= Mord moi

Ohyeshandcuffsplease= les menottes!

NGGGGHHHHH<3= NGGGGGHHHH<3

^^^

Reading this post just makes me imagine some hapless American tourist flipping through pages of this book while having sex, triyng to find the right phrases to say.  I hope this is something that really happened somewhere.

“I do not like this record. It is scratched.”

a-wintersoldier:

omg i was fooling around with gif making and the loop makes it look like they’re playing a really intense game of frisbee.

a-wintersoldier:

omg i was fooling around with gif making and the loop makes it look like they’re playing a really intense game of frisbee.

rawr-its-red:

theycallmethemoose:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

stammsternenstaub:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

asterion22:

prettylittletmi:

Daniel Radcliffe Brushes Off ‘Fifty Shades’ Snub (x)

I appreciate the very real disgust on his face in the second gif. 

i bet rob pattinson just rang him up and screamed don’t do it in the phone

I bet this phonecall happened at 2am with no greeting and Dan knew exactly who it was and why.

I bet Robert Pattinson has made it his mission in life to prevent people from taking shitty roles that will haunt them forever and everyone in Hollywood knows it and now he’s like the Acting Avenger

the Acting Avenger

Bless this post.

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Zac Posen 2014 Resort Collection